who needs Roget when you have college kids?

Spending the day cleaning up and out. Found my scrapbook from my freshman/sophomore year of college at Mizzou (1983-84).

First entry: A piece of notebook paper. On it, my Linguistics 20 notes for the day (DAMN, that professor was a bitch, too, and she'd never seen my name before. The last one I can see. How is it that you get to be like 65 and don't know how to pronounce "Candace"? Or get a Ph.D, for that matter?)

Anyway. Whatever the point of the exercise was I no longer have any idea, but herewith, I provide you with about 20 college kids' contributions to "synonyms for inebriated":

• Drunk
  
• Plastered
  
• Bombed
  
• Blottoed
  
• Wasted
  
• Trashed
  
• Blitzed
  
• Schnockered
  
• Blasted
  
• Blown away
  
• Sloshed
  
• F'd up
  
• Gone
  
• High
  
• Feeling good
  
• Shite-faced
  
• Juiced
  
• Stoned
  
• FUBAR
  
• Skids
  
• Obliterated
  
• Tipsy
  
• Happy
  
• Intoxicated
  
• Fuddled
  
• Skiffy
  
• Oiled
  
• Tight
  
• Sozzled
  
• Screwed
  
• Blind drunk
  
• Soaked
  
• Boozed
  
• Liquored up
  
• Tanked
  
• Tossed
  
• Soused
  
• Buzzed
  
• Plowed
  
• Knocked off your ass
  
• On Cloud 88
  
• Nametagged
  
• Totaled
  
• Annihilated
  
• Stupid
  
• Under the table
  
• Paralytic
  
• Pissed
  
• Ripped
  
• Polluted
  
• Slammed
  
• Faced
  
• Lambasted
  
• Three sheets to the wind
  
• Cooked
  
• Zombied
  
• Messed up
  
• Mummified
  
• Smashed
  
• Pickled
  
• Canned
  
• Loaded
  
• Fried
  
• On the bottle
  
• Soaring
  
• Flying
  
• Fixed
  
• Discombobulated
  
• Rocked
  
• Bonkers
  
• Looped
  
• Goofed up
  
• Gassed

Hey, Mom and Dad! Your tuition dollars at work.