April 16th is my birthday too, but I'm not willing to share it with this overrated piece of junk! (Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Charlie Chaplin can stay, however. :-D)
Don't get me wrong, E.B. White was a fabulous writer, but it's only because of his reputation that this survives to torment generations of students.
50 Years of Stupid Grammar Advice
Now playing: Joshua Radin - One of Those Days