Had to deal with the (insert string of expletives here) cable company this morning. As have most other American-owned multinational corporations, they've outsourced their call center to India.
I give the gentleman my last name and spell it for him. This guy in a THICK Indian accent says, "That's a Polish name, right?" I laughed and said yes.
He said, "My grandfather's name was Michalski."
(Cue the "It's a Small World" music.)
I've spent the rest of the day trying to figure out what a part-Polish Indian guy might look like! :-)
Now playing: Beck - Orphans