(transcript of my first words upon seeing the "Milwaukee County" sign on 94)
Have you ever been so happy that your heart and soul smiled as wide as your mouth? It's awesome. Even with the chaos of 3 dogs, a 16-lb cat and 2 bickering siblings, it's totally awesome. Miller Park? Awesome. Lake Michigan? Awesome. Quality time with people you share decades of affection and history with? Awesome and priceless.
Now. Somebody win the lottery and split it with me so I can fund a move back here.