Life Lessons, part 1

1. Never go to the grocery store hungry, particularly if you're on a diet, and especially particularly if you're on a largely sugar-free diet.
2. Never buy an entire six-pack of a beer you haven't tried at least once.
3. When job-hunting, keep track of where and to whom you apply.
4. Never send resumes more than an hour after your regular bedtime, lest you forget what you sent to whom (see #3, above).

You'd think I'd have learned this stuff the first time.



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